Most Unusual Way

Before his shoes touch the pedals

Of his steed of alloy metal

He checks the locks

And takes the elevator down

The city air is cold and heavy

Young ambitions bold and plenty

Too many lost and bitter orphans in this town

There’s a girl named Carolina

Says her father was a miner

And West Virginia is the place that she calls home

She spent a year in California

With a queer from Arizona

And an undernourished python

She calls Jones

She wrangles reptiles in the movies

And late at night she goes out cruising

With an actor who once got killed-off

From Game of Thrones

She wants to sell a different story

Where she’s innocent and boring

And maybe find a life that fits her like a glove

Once her teachers were her heroes

So much more than ones and zeros

And made her feel as though

She could always rise above

Before his shoes touch the pavement

He has made his final statement

And showed the world he’s got

Important things to say

Just like all the song and dancers

We are looking for the answers

In our own unique and most unusual way

In our own unique and most unusual way, ooh